"Must Love Perl"
In Los Angeles we have a rack (and then some) of old and a few newer servers that not always cooperating. We could use someone to come and help us beat the hardware into shape, reorganize the tangled ethernet and serial cables -- that sort of thing.
If you live in Los Angeles within reasonable (for you) driving distance to downtown and would like to help, please send a mail to email@example.com.
1 (which you can't even drink by the racks...)